I’m finished now.
How best friends fall down
Vine by David Lopez
making plans with friends like
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
a reminder to please please please let me know if i’ve been gross or something because forreal
the struggle to unlearn shit is real as fuck and i make mistakes
i’m not perfect and i still do gross shit and i’m working on being a better person and creating safe places for people
i see so many posts that are like “ahhh a friend of mine did something gross and i don’t know how to tell them” like if i’m ever that person please let me know
please please do let me know also: there’s not a time limit on thisif I’ve said or done something that makes you uncomfortable and also uncomfortable with telling me then and there I hope you’d feel able to tell me at a later date (via tobreakandblossom)
The Walking Dead Game bloopers/ad-lib: Clem, Mark, Lee.
"No power, no TV…no Keeping Up With The Kardashians."
FACEBOOK: Hi, I’m Facebook.
ME: Nice to meet you, I’m Ryan.
FACEBOOK: What’s your last name? Where do you live? When were you born? What’s your phone number? Is that work or mobile? Can I have your work number too?
ME: Facebook, I just met you.
FACEBOOK: This is what friendship is to me.
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.