saeto15:

i need punkdalites

just imagine like fifty years after the end of animorphs. there are andalites living full-time on earth.  andalites who grew up there and have adopted a lot of human cultural practices.  andalites who pierce their ears and nose flaps and wear contacts and dye their hair and have hair extensions, wear hoof/nail polish, everything

also andalite fashion jfc can you imagine how that would fuckin explode come on people.  clothes seemed to be a pretty alien concept to them before, unless it was something totally functional.  andalites wearing fuckin leather jackets and stupid leg warmers and silly hats with holes cut for the eye stalks because <Fuck you mom this is who i am now!> and fanny packs you guys know my feelings on andalite fanny packs

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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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the-gigapause:

porrimminaj:

joybeanie:

When a writer kills off a character

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When you kill off your own characterimage

when a character kills off a writer

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the only fandom in which this is possible

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officialfrenchtoast:

sadhuman:

golden retriever festival in scotland

incredible

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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janedoodles:

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

Of COURSE IT’S AN ARNGE

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chibisokka:

hama0n:

The two most unfortunate authors to be cited together

we’re prepared to deploy the Assmann 2000

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particlefucker:

dont let tumblr make you believe that

-eating car hubcaps is cool

-being an inanimate object is acceptable

-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

-having a corporeal form is healthy

-france exists

-chemtrails aren’t real

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