Track Title: Atlas Potato


I’m finished now.


How best friends fall down

Vine by David Lopez


making plans with friends like



*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*



a reminder to please please please let me know if i’ve been gross or something because forreal

the struggle to unlearn shit is real as fuck and i make mistakes

i’m not perfect and i still do gross shit and i’m working on being a better person and creating safe places for people

i see so many posts that are like “ahhh a friend of mine did something gross and i don’t know how to tell them” like if i’m ever that person please let me know

please please do let me know also: there’s not a time limit on thisif I’ve said or done something that makes you uncomfortable and also uncomfortable with telling me then and there I hope you’d feel able to tell me at a later date (via tobreakandblossom)


p r i o r i t i e s


p r i o r i t i e s

Track Title: The Walking Dead Game bloopers

The Walking Dead Game bloopers/ad-lib: Clem, Mark, Lee.

"No power, no TV…no Keeping Up With The Kardashians."


FACEBOOK: Hi, I’m Facebook.
ME: Nice to meet you, I’m Ryan.
FACEBOOK: What’s your last name? Where do you live? When were you born? What’s your phone number? Is that work or mobile? Can I have your work number too?
ME: Facebook, I just met you.
FACEBOOK: This is what friendship is to me.


Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.